Tori Black Reddit AMA Highlights

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Two time AVN Female Performer of the Year hosted a Reddit “Ask Me Anything” on Monday afternoon. Here are some of the highlights:

 

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Has she ever regretted anything she has filmed? “Only one.”

How long does it take to shoot a scene? “It’s usually about 3 hours on set total, for about 45 minutes of sex.”

The weirdest thing she has ever seen happen on set:  “A guy accidentally catch his own money shot in the mouth.”

Does she like creampies? “I love them, but I’ll never do it on camera. The ones that are out are fake cum, lol.”

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I Assure You We’re Re-Open!

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Well, it sure has been a while, hasn’t it? To say that I have neglected the website would be blatantly obvious, as well as an incredible understatement. I’ve only thrown two articles up on the site over the last 15 months, due to a combination of a lack of motivation, and focusing on a few other ideas.

The lack of motivation is rooted in frustration with the advertising situation on the website. Since the site contains adult content, I am disqualified from using popular affiliate advertising like Google Adsense, and Amazon. At the same time, my audience doesn’t really respond well to porn ads, which could have a lot to do with years of acquired knowledge that clicking on porn banner ads isn’t a very smart idea. So, I took some time to rethink my advertising options, and that brief pause got a little bit out of control.

 

Once there is a break in the publication schedule, it gets awkward to get back to writing. Do I address the pause? Do I just get back to publishing posts as though the pause never existed? I’ve decided the best option was to address the pause, and throw the site a Grand Re-Opening of sorts.

I’ve always been opposed to calling this website a “blog” or referring to myself as a “blogger.” Over the years since the Porn Clerk started, Facebook has changed how it handles it’s pages, and these days posts only reach a small percentage of their subscribers unless you are willing to pay to expand their reach. Because of that, I have reached a point where I hardly post on the page these days. It’s just not as fun without the reactions and interactions in the comments, not to mention the constant censoring of what I want to post to fit into the site’s guidelines.

Because of that, I have realized that it’s time to embrace the idea of a blog, and get back to posting entertaining, and informative content on a daily basis. Of course that means that I can post NSFW content, which means that we are going to get Fan Flesh Fridays started again very soon, possibly before the end of the month. (Submit your shots to thepornclerk@gmail.com)

In addition to getting the site back on track, I am also working on getting the podcast launched finally. (I have only been planning it since before our last store closed, haha.) I was actually working on a schedule to launch it today, but my laptop shit the bed and delayed that plan, but in the not so distant future you can expect to have a new hour long weekly episode available every Wednesday.

Lastly, I started streaming video gaming to my Youtube channel last winter, but also took a break from that, trying to get into the habit of creating better content. If you’re into video games check that out, and maybe even throw me a subscribe. In addition to the podcast, I am planning on setting up a weekly streaming schedule on the Youtube channel, so you can pop in you are into the games, but you can also stop by just for the live chat which goes along with it.

Joanie “Chyna” Laurer Gone At 45

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Professional Wrestling trailblazer, and adult entertainment star Joanie Laurer, more popularly known as Chyna: the Ninth Wonder of the World, has passed away at the age of 45. News of Laurer’s death spread online late Wednesday after posts by her managerment team on her official social media accounts. According to a statement released by Redondo Beach police, a friend had gone to check on Laurer at her home after she failed to answer her phone for several days, and found her in her bed not breathing. The friend called 911, and officers arrived to find Laurer deceased. LA County coroner’s office Lt. Larry Dietz told reporters that investigators were still on scene with the body, and no further information is currently available. Continue reading Joanie “Chyna” Laurer Gone At 45

Scott Weiland Gone At 48

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Fuck. I don’t even have words for the emotions I am feeling at this moment, but I am already sure that this is going to be too long for a Facebook post. On Thursday night, Scott Weiland was found dead on his tour bus by his manager at a stop in Bloomington, Minnesota. This one fucking hurts. It’s hard to explain to impact that Stone Temple Pilots had on me as a teenager growing up in the 1990’s. For some STP’s Core was just another cd that spent time in their walkman, but Weiland’s unique sound, energy, and style inspired me greatly as a high school student fronting a bunch of awful fucking bands.

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Motörhead Sex Toy Collection Cumming Soon!

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In 1977, British rock band Motörhead released their self titled debut album, which included a song titled “Vibrator.” Now, 38 years and 20 albums later, Motörhead’s is teaming with British pleasure product company Lovehoney, to release a series of officially branded vibrators.

“One of the songs on our debut album was called Vibrator so we had to have our own one day, right?” said legendary frontman Lemmy Kilmister. “Apparently, it was worth the wait!”

The series, which includes 4 bullets as well as classic torpedo shaped vibes, branded with the logos of the “loudest band on Earth,” will look to provide your ladyfriend(s) with the loudest orgasms on Earth starting later this month.

“We designed these classic vibes for both fans of Motörhead and rock lovers, as well as those who just want a cool looking toy to add to their collection,” Lovehoney co-founder Neal Slateford explained. “The range captures the rock and roll lifestyle of the band perfectly, and offers a unique counterpoint to the traditionally pink and purple toys that currently dominate the market.”

Lovehoney’s Motörhead collection is expected to be available from distributors just after the ANME trade show (July 12-14) in Los Angeles, and should be hitting the shelves at your local sex shop shortly after that. With any luck, you should be able to get your hands on your very own Motörhead sex toys by the time the band’s new album “Bad Magic” hits stores in August.

Paparazzi Catches Kylie Jenner With Her Ass Out

As hard as it might be to believe, it appears that the paparazzi has hit a new low.

Over the weekend, Kylie Jenner went shopping with a girlfriend in Beverly Hills, and as you might expect she was swarmed by paparazzi. While shopping at American Apparel, the girls went into a changing room to try on clothes, which is when on photographer managed to snap a few pictures of Kylie’s ass in a thong, as she squated down to pick up a pair of jeans.

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Miley Cyrus Poses Nude For Paper Magazine

After attempting to “BREAK THE INTERNET” with Kim Kardashian’s nude pictorial last November, Paper Magazine is at it again. Last Tuesday, the New York based magazine gave the world it’s first look at the nude pictorial featuring pop star Miley Cyrus from their next issue, which hits news stands on June 22. You can check out the entire uncensored pictorial from Paper Magazine after the jump.

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Julianne Hough Suffers NipSlip After DWTS Finale

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Dancing With The Stars judge Julianne Hough suffered a nip slip as she left the DWTS season 20 finale wrap party at Beso in Hollywood on Tuesday night. As the two time former DWTS champion exited the club with boyfriend Brooks Laich of the NHL’s Washington Capitals, the fabric of her sheer dress shifted exposing her nipple. Julianne led Brooks down the street unaware of the wardrobe malfunction, as the couple were swarmed by a hoard of paparazzi. After realizing the slip, the 26 year old leaned in against Laich’s chest to shield herself as they made their way to their car.

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Earlier in the evening, Hough shared a special dance performace with brother Derek, a five time DWTS champion, who was eliminated along with his partner Nastia Liukin during the show’s semi-finals episode. The sibling duo wowed the audience as singer Sia performered her hit song “Elastic Heart,” before the season 20 DWTS crown was awarded to Rumer Willis, and professional dance partner Valentin Chmerkovskiy.

Check out the uncensored gallery of Hough’s wardrobe malfunction below:

VividCeleb Releases Courtney Stodden Sex Tape

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On Thursday VividCeleb.com officially added former child-bride Courtney Stodden to it’s collection of nearly two dozen celebrity sex tapes. Stodden, an aspiring country singer, rose to fame at the age of 16 when she wed 51 year old actor Doug Hutchison (the Green Mile, Lost) in May of 2011. Controversy over the couple’s age difference led the couple to appear on several television shows, including Good Morning America, and in late 2012 the couple appeared on an episode of VH1’s Couples Therapy in an attempt to work through issues caused by their 34 year age difference. The couple announced their split in November 2013, but in August 2014 announced that they were back together and intended to renew their vows later in the year.

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“Courtney Uncovered: the Courtney Stodden Sex Tape” has a run time of 75 minutes, and features the twenty year old blonde in solo action which is shot under the guise of a “private video” for her lover’s eyes only. The “private leaked sex tape” is a format we’ve grown familiar with for Vivid’s Celebrity releases, including Tila Tequila’s Backdoored and Squirting.

Before Farrah Abraham’s “Backdoor Teen Mom” was released in 2013 the former reality star claimed no sex tape existed, and then attempted to play off that it was a private video with her boyfriend, that was leaked to Vivid. When Abraham’s costar, pornstar turned mainstream actor James Deen, refused to play along with that claim, Farrah attacked him via the paparazzi claiming he didn’t know how to treat a woman, and that he had a small penis. (Deen’s loyal legion of female fans laughed, heartily.)

Like Farrah, TMZ claims Stodden was paid $1 million dollars by Vivid, which she claims she’ll donate to a charity for “kids with cancer,” but according to multiple sources, Stodden was offered a deal similar to Abraham’s actual $10,000+ royalties agreement. What difference do a couple zeroes make? ($990,000 difference, for those keeping score at home.)

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VividCeleb.com offers three membership options, starting with a 4 day trial for $4.95, a monthly reoccurring subscription at $39.95, and an annual plan for $95.40. All three options give you access to not only Courtney Uncovered, but also Vivid’s entire celebrity sex tape library which includes the previously mentioned Farrah Abraham, and Tila Tequila videos as well as Kim Kardashian and more than a dozen others all the way back to the legendary Pamela Anderson & Tommy Lee honeymoon video released in 1998.

If you’re still trying to make up your mind, check out the following gallery which includes some uncensored images that are definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

“Library Girl” Kendra Sunderland To Appear At Exxxotica Chicago

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3X Events announced Tuesday that “Library Girl” Kendra Sunderland will be appearing at the Chicago Exxxotica Expo next month. Sunderland made headlines in January after being charged with public indeceny for an adult webcome she performed in the Oregon State University library. After receiving mainstream attention the offers poured in, and Sunderland posed for Penthouse just days before she was arraigned at the Benton County Courthouse in February. In April Sunderland auditioned for the Toronto-based Naked News Network, and now Kendra’s Penthouse shoot has been published as her Oregon State Beaver has been named the May 2015 Penthouse Pet of the Month. (See NSFW Gallery Below.)

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